Provolone, applewood bacon, caramelized onion, lettuce and tomato, shoestring fries

What a monster. You’re eating on it, doing work, a quarter of an hour goes by, you look down, and half of it’s still there. It’s like they used one whole cow butt cheek to build this burger. And Lynora’s isn’t even a burger place. I’m astounded, shocked, and unable to eat another bite. And I’ll remember this burger for as long as I live.

- CowboyBenWade